How to Be an Ozzie

1. Be tall

2. Know the rules for rugby and cricket

3. Hat

Who cares what it looks like? It can't look worse than a backwards baseball cap. And it sure as hell can't look worse than skin cancer.

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5. Work these into your conversation:

• Fair enough
• Good on ya
• No worries

6. You don't have to go barefoot, but wear sandals as much as possible

7. Have a smartphone and use it at all times

8. Travel much and be gone for extended periods

9. Sunblock - every day